Today We Shall Eat

A surprise day off (elections in Haryana).

Even the gym is closed.
Endless sermons from the Professor (my mom).
Mr. New Guy raising hairy questions (he talks a lot anyways, so day off had nothing to do with it)
Wrong time of the month almost here.
And
An epiphany

Yeah, quite a lot to take on what should have been a really peaceful laid back holiday.
More on that later. I am sure the 2.2 readers that I have managed to collect are dying to hear about the epiphany. I will present it in the following format:

O lord grant me the eternal right to eat what I want
To eat what I want
And still be able to wear what I want

Grant me today the eternal happiness
That only comes with essential fatty(ness)
Let me partake of thy largesse
Let me o Lord Let me

O lord hear this today
On a holiday
Please let me eat
Without regret, disgust or fear!

So I cook myself 2 packs of instant noodles, pack on a few sachets of tomato soup and round that off with some excellent chocolate cookies! Switch on the TV for the first time in days to find “The Unit” being shown by Star World. Hmm, life has suddenly taken on a new hue. Almost.